The ramblings of an Asian college student (FRESHMAN HECK YES) who is dying because 18 units is too many first quarter but whatever. Come say hi! FEAR THE TREE!About Me Awesome People Christmas Ficlet List Ask the Nerd Submit
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
Imagine your icon teleporting into this reality, telling you that this reality is actually inside a really boring slice-of-life book that you were trapped in the whole time, and then taking you back to where they come from.
I would die
Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”
Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history.