The ramblings of an Asian college student (FRESHMAN HECK YES) who is dying because 18 units is too many first quarter but whatever. Come say hi! FEAR THE TREE!About Me Awesome People Christmas Ficlet List Ask the Nerd Submit
whenever a character rolls a natural 20, I just give them god like abilities and describe things in full detail.
“I do a spot check.”
“Well, with your natural 20, you spot that there are exactly one million, several thousand, four hundred and sixteen blades of grass in front of the castle. There’s about three centipedes in front of you, one is missing a leg from a freak accident during childhood, another is cheating on its centipede wife. The castle stone, you spot, is black Izmilic Marble, mined on the Orcish southeast coast - you spot the fingerprints of an underpaid laborer, although this castle is thousands of years old. A mouse is giving birth in a burrow about ten feet in front of you and you can spot that one of the mouse children will disappoint its father, probably the second born. You spot that the castle has two wooden doors. However, other than that, you spot nothing out of the ordinary.”
“….fuck you, Mel.”