May212013

Notice:

I think it’s time for me to take a long (possibly endless?  I don’t know yet) break from Tumblr.  No, before anyone suspects this, it has nothing to do with Yahoo acquiring Tumblr.  I just need a break and put more focus into real life.  So thanks to everyone for following me and specifically to those people who befriended me.  I love you all so much.  Enjoy your time on Tumblr.

P.S. I’m not deleting my blog.  And I still have a 122 post long queue going so I’ll be “updating” the next 61 days, 2 posts a day.  But then, maybe I’ll stop.  Maybe I’ll get back online in the future.  Who knows?

6PM

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
6PM

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me: Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
  • Me: I have no mother.
  • Her: Well can I speak to your father?
  • Me: Yeah, which one?
  • Her: Which one is home?
  • Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
  • Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
  • Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
  • Her: So who's Antonio?
  • Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
  • Her: So Carlos was cheating?
  • Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
  • Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
  • Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
  • Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
  • Me: I never said that.
  • Her: Yes, yes you did!
  • Me: No I didn't.
  • Her: Y-yes! You did!
  • Me: Did what?
  • Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
6PM

harrytheahlizard:

zacheser:

And this is why Nine is my Doctor.

Suddenly I understand what one of my huge issues has been with the latest Doctor Who episodes

The Doctor has been reacting with horror rather than wonder, and running rather than communicating

Thanks 9 you’ve helped me come to a point of clarity

(Source: timelordsandladies, via scientificfiction)

6PM

gerardwei:

**REMINDER TO NOT TOUCH COSPLAYERS WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION AND DON’T ASK FOR PICTURES WHEN THEY’RE EATING**

(via hogwarts-heretowelcomeyouhome)

6PM

slay-z:

the-mtn:

Remember when Lady Gaga made a music video where she killed her boyfriend and everyone called her a genius?

Well, remember when Rihanna made a video where she killed her rapist, and the media was, “This is too violent for mainstream airplay.”

That is called RACISM IN THE MEDIA.

(via hogwarts-heretowelcomeyouhome)

6PM
6PM

asexual-not-a-sexual:

wall-flawer:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here is a brief guide to some of the important things you never learned about in sex ed. 

  • Debunking myths about anatomy 
  • Brief overview of sexuality and gender (More complex version here)
  • Slut-shaming and consent
  • Various types of birth control (with at least 95% effectiveness) 
  • Masturbation 
  • Lube
  • Sex toys

Ebook for sharing is [HERE] (I’m sorry I just really love making ebooks…)

**WRONG INFO ON SOME OF THE BIRTH CONTROL SUCCESS RATES**

Seriously, not even with perfect use

So since I’m tired of seeing people post that my birth control information is wrong, I’m just gonna say it once rather than the previous 20-ish times I’ve seen someone comment: I literally copied the information from the Planned Parenthood website for each method. One source. All in one place. Right there. 

Here is the link to the information for each method: [LINK]

I used the “with perfect use” statistic for each method. These can all be found by going into any method, and going to the “How Effective Is [BLANK]?” tab.  

Basicaly: birth control is, in fact, very reliable when used correctly.

I did remove withdrawal as a method because some people flipped out, but, if you read the site, you will see that with perfect use even withdrawal is 96% successful. I’m not saying everyone should use withdrawal (as it has a 27% pregnancy rate if used incorrectly), I’m just giving you the facts. As is the point of the series.

I would absolutely never make up medical information. These facts are true—or as true as Planned Parenthood is to their information. 

(via scientificfiction)

6PM
mikemctaco:

thefirsthorcrux:

 #the only time they ever saw each other old

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR HEARTBREAKING TAGS

mikemctaco:

thefirsthorcrux:

 #the only time they ever saw each other old

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR HEARTBREAKING TAGS

(Source: feelpain, via intothematrixwego)

6PM

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

(via intothematrixwego)

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